Somewhere far north of the Arctic Circle, Santa is checking his list for the2nd time..
Santa: “Hermie! Bring me my list, it is time to check it twice. Hermie! Where is that darn elf? I never should have agreed to let him take that online dentistry course...”
Hermie: (Comes running in with long list) “Here I am Santa. Are you ready to start with the next family? Let’s see, we were in the F's. Next up, the French Family.”
Santa: “Okay, I remember, they live in Kansas, right?”
Hermie: “No, they have moved twice since then. They actually have same address they had 5 years ago. Their house looks a little different now, but has the same coordinates...”
Santa: “That doesn't make sense.... Oh well, just make sure the GPS on the sleigh is updated. Let's start with the oldest child, Tyler. Is he still soccer nut?”
Hermie: “Yes, he loves all things soccer. He is playing travel soccer year round. His parents even let him attend a week long soccer camp at UVA this summer. He is also literally following in his Dad's footsteps, taking up running. Father and son completed their 1st 5K together. He did quite well, finishing just under 25 minutes. He even won a pumpkin pie in a 1 mile race for his 4th grade class with a 6:57 mile.”
Santa: “Okay, I’ll give him a “Nice.” Maybe a gift of shoe deodorizer for his cleats and running sneakers. I hear they get quite stinky. How about his sister, Eliana?”
Hermie: “She is into sports too, playing soccer and she took up swimming this year. She loved it, taking to it, well, like a fish to water. She started 1st grade this year and has taken off with her reading and writing. She is a great big sister to little Drew - you should see them play kung fu with each other. She really enjoys the arts, and went to see both Mary Poppins and Sound of Music this year.”
Santa: “Sounds like sweetheart - how about a gift of tickets to Taylor Swift concert (not sure I can even get those). And the youngest? Little Drew?”
Hermie: “He is a real firecracker. Very sweet, but delights in pushing his parents buttons. He loves being back in their old house where he can pedal around the cul-de-sac, chase the soccer ball, and play with the neighborhood dogs. He is a big help around the house - he loves to cook and rake leaves. He loves to take things apart and is constantly getting bumps and bruises. His parents nicknamed him ‘Destructo.’”
Santa: “He’s only three – I’ll go with “Nice” this year. Maybe a gift of bubble wrap to protect his cute noggin? Now, Mom and Dad?”
Hermie: “The Dad, Dave, is doing well, still finding time to run a few races. He even completed his 1st marathon this fall. He enjoys playing at photography and updating their family blog. The Mom, Melissa has 3 jobs, still working part time for Booz Allen and full time as a Mom, not to mention general manager & designer of the house renovation.”
Santa: “Hmmm. Hope she uses her new kitchen to make me cookies. I think the best gift would be to unpack a few boxes for them. So who’s next on the list?”
Hermie: “Let’s see....E...F..G.. Ah - Lady Gaga.”
Santa: “Definitely “Naughty” - and don’t get me started on her clothes...”